During a renovation project for work, I go to have lunch at a nearby restaurant, when I spot my old friends sitting together for a birthday. I obviously wasn’t invited, so I pretend I didn’t see them (or their shocked, guilty looks). I order something and wait for my meal. I sit facing away from the others and am quite exhausted and happy to be sitting down. My meal comes and while I'm eating it my friends come up to the window and I honestly am not paying attention but then am surprised to see them and we great each other happily as though they had never been in the restaurant without me. They leave and I finish my food. Then head home with my baby in her pram (apparently I have a toddler now). We head home, entering through a door hidden on a factory facade. Our apartment is on the second storey of a repurposed car workshop. We take a wrong turn up the staircase and end up in Hogwarts.
There is a big Battle, I sneak behind enemy lines with a chest of treasure (what used to be my baby). I have to convince general that I am English… 'yes! I’m from Oxford'.
I end up next to another soldier in the middle of the fighting. She eyes my chest and I say it is only fair to share the treasure with a fellow English woman. We agree to split half-half. I’m tempted to take leaflets that are worth more, and give her the ones only worth a few thousand. But I end up spliting everything randomly. I then think and tell her she can have the chest if I get the biggest diamond. She agrees and I stack my half of the treasure in a canvas bag that I stuff into my coat.
The other woman, gloating at having gotten half of the treasure carries the chest under her arm. The chest screams treasure and money, everyone she passes will notice. Pleased with myself I wander off over the hills in the direction of oxford.
I don't get very far, I cross over through some old buildings on the Hogwarts grounds and come across Harry Potter and Malfoy in the middle of a fight. I try and get between them (are they fighting over the halves of the treasure now sitting on an alter between them). They half wrestle then break apart to throw and dodge spells at one another. I end up getting between then and expeliarmos them both. I grab both wands and also the bracelet that has fallen of Malfoys wrist. I say shame on you Harry, give him his wand and he sulkily stalks off. I hug Malfoy who is pale and on the verge of tears. I slip his wand into his pocket and put the bracelet back on. Turns out his bracelet is affecting him like a Horcrux. Sad and crying I hold him sitting on the stairs, I rock him almost as though he is my little baby toddler.